Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so that wasnt chicken after all
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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