The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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