Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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