your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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