Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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