didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
