he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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