Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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