If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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