This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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