But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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