so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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