There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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