And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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