Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
That was an excessively violent trivia night
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
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