It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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