Just mADE A PArabola og urine
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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