Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I look better un-naked...
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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