STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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