No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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