I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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