that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
It's blow job season.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
