3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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