we have officially lost it.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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