We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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