So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
True strength comes from lack of pants
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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