If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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