we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
