I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
