they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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