so explain again why im purple
no
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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