Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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