yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
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Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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