their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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