I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
She needs sedatives and a leash
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm way too hungover for life right now
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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