Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Randomize
