just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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