doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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