I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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