I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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