Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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