So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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