I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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