I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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