I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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