I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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