Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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