hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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