I don't think brook has ever known best
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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