Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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