while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
